I Can Read Movies

February 21, 2009

Mitch Ansara created a number of mock 1960s paperback book covers for “I Can Read Movies”, a fictional series of movie novelizations.

He says, “The books came about from my involvement in the Make Something Cool Every Day group on flickr. They were partly inspired by my friend Moss’ totally awesome movie poster remakes, and all the musty old textbooks and digests that I used to love flipping through as a kid. I love movies more than anyone you’ll ever meet… and I have no experience, training, or confidence in graphic design or type, so I’m just having fun”.

See Mitch’s collection HERE.

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26 Things You Can Do With Toothpaste

February 21, 2009

Besides cleaning your teeth, there are many other wonderful uses of toothpaste that you may not know. HERE are 26 additional things that you can do with your tube of Colgate.

 

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Superhero Hideout For Sale

February 21, 2009

This unique Cave Home (starting bid is $300,000) is a superhero-worthy hangout. Boasting over 17,000 sq ft of space, this cavernous house is fully livable, with three bedrooms, a 400 sq ft kitchen, three groundwater springs, 2.8 acres of land, and a stage where bands such as Ted Nugent and Bob Seger have performed. 

 

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Headhoods

February 20, 2009

A simple print of a head on the head part of a hoody = Headhoods! All hand-printed, the hoodies run from $50 to $60 and can be ordered online. They’ve also got a full gallery of various ways to wear your hoody that will deliver a few double-takes from everyone around.

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Cabinet Door Sounds Like Chewbacca

February 20, 2009

Pimp My Bookcart

February 20, 2009

For the past three years, Unshelved has hosted a contest called “Pimp My Bookcart”, wherein library staffers trick out their bookcarts in outrageous ways. Click HERE to see this past year’s winners.

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Watchmen DVD Will Be Over 3 Hours Long

February 20, 2009

 While the theatrical release of “Watchmen” is about 2 hours 36 minutes, Zack Snyder shared that the DVD/Blu-ray will have two versions to appease the fans that wanted more. There will be a director’s cut on the DVD that will be 3 hours 10 minutes and another cut with “Tales of the Black Freighter” that will be 3 hours 25 minutes!  Read more HERE.

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TrapCall Unblocks Blocked Calls

February 19, 2009

A new service from TelTech Systems celled TrapCall pulls the mask off any blocked caller ID. After registering your phone number on their site, TrapCall enables users to find out the telephone number, name and even the billing address of whoever’s calling from the blocked ID.

The service is free for users only wanting to unmask the phone number of the blocked call, with two additional levels of pay service ($10- or $25-per month) that offer additional services, like voicemail transcription, missed call alerts and incoming call recording capabilities.


Fast Food: Ads Vs. Reality

February 19, 2009

Each item was purchased, taken home and photographed immediately. Nothing was tampered with. Click HERE to see the myths perpetuated by the fast food industry’s unrealistic menu photos.

 

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Shape Collage

February 19, 2009

Shape Collage is great free automatic photo collage maker. You can create picture collages in less than a minute with just a few mouse clicks. Photos are automatically and intelligently placed using a machine learning algorithm.

Make collages in any imaginable shape or form, rectangle, heart, circle, letters, or even draw your own shape. Adjust the collage size, size of the photos, number of photos, and spacing between photos. Change the background, the color of the border, and more. Save as JPEG, PNG, or Photoshop PSD. 

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Man Vs. Food In Portland, Oregon

February 19, 2009

Adam Richman visits Salvador Molly’s in Portland, Oregon where he attempts to win the Great Balls of Fire Challenge – taking down 5 habanero fritters with habanero salsa — to get his picture up on the Hall of Flame!

 

New episodes of Man vs. Food air Wednesday nights at 10PM on the Travel Channel.

 


A Week of Living Off Free Food

February 19, 2009

A NYC blogger, Courtney Scott attempts to go for a week living off only free food. Read about her adventures HERE. 

 

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Where Do You Want To Live?

February 19, 2009

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Meet The Little Fockers

February 19, 2009

The Hollywood Reporter‘s announced that Little Fockers, the third installment of the Universal comedy franchise, is moving forward quickly at the studio as John Hamburg has been brought on to write the screenplay after Larry Stuckey wrote an earlier draft.

Jay Roach, who directed the first two films and had been loosely attached to direct this one, will not helm the film. He is instead concentrating on Dinner for Schmucks for DreamWorks and Parkes/Bowles and only will produce “Fockers.”

Producers instead are out to a handful of top comedy directors (including Paul Weitz, David Wain, and Peyton Reed) and hope to close a deal imminently for shooting to start as early as summer or fall.

Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro and Owen Wilson are in negotiations to star in Little Fockers, which is expected to revolve around the children of Stiller and Teri Polo, who plays his wife.

 

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American Idol: 3 Headed To The Top 12

February 19, 2009

The first three singers in the American Idol Top 12 were announced last night on the results show. Alexis Grace and Danny Gokey both received enough votes to advance, as expected. But my other pick — Anoop Desai — lost out to oil-rig roughneck Michael Sarver. Anoop still has a chance to make it back into the competition when the wild-card round is held three weeks from now. Also getting their walking papers were Casey Carlson, Stephen Fowler, Stevie Wright, Brent Keith, Ann Marie Boskovich and drama queen Tatiana Del Toro.

 

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Pepsi Throwback

February 18, 2009

Enjoy Pepsi as it was meant to be made — with sugar — with Pepsi Throwback. Featuring an old-school Pepsi-Cola logo instead of the modern smiling circle that adorns current cans, the drink will be sweetened with sugar, instead of High Fructose Corn Syrup, giving you that true cola taste without the need to import. For those with more extreme tastes, Mountain Dew Throwback will also be available.

 

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A Day In The Life Of Abbey Road

February 18, 2009

Uglydoll Action Figures

February 18, 2009

Uglydolls designer, David Horvath finally delivers his take on collectible toys with Uglydoll Action Figures Series 1. There are twelve 3-inch characters in the series, packaged by the case. Horvath is giving back to collectors by packing one of each character in a case, so that if you buy a whole case you get the entire series. The only rare figure in the series is a red tooth version of the character — Wedgehead — which comes in a 1:4 ratio. Following their recent debut at the New York Comic Con and Toy Fair conventions, the Uglydoll Action Figures are currently making their way to toy shops around the world. As of right now, you can buy them at the official Uglydoll Shop for $8 (single figure) and $96 (case). Free shipping in the USA too!

 

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Fender Stratocaster Table

February 18, 2009

The fine artisans at Portland, Oregon’s Fender Custom Furniture have created the deluxe Stratocaster Coffee Table, a solid maple-crafted must have for anyone who lives, or longs to live, the rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle. Complete with six tuning peg caps, three chrome-plated legs and that classic Fender logo silk-screened on. They also make very cool amplifier chairs as well.

 

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The Eyeballing Game

February 18, 2009

The Eyeballing Game is a wildly addictive way to test your ability to see and make shapes, lines, and angles. Created last September by an Ontario carpenter, the game gives you three cracks at seven geometric tasks: bisecting angles, making parallelograms, and finding the midpoints of triangles, circles, and lines.  Play it HERE.

 

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Ang Lee Could Direct Life of Pi

February 18, 2009

Ang Lee is in talks to direct “Life of Pi,” the Fox 2000 adaptation of Yann Martel’s coming-of-age survival tale. The novel revolves around a youth who is the lone survivor of a sunken freighter and winds up sharing a lifeboat with a hyena, an injured zebra, an orangutan and a hungry Bengal tiger.

The novel, which won the Man Booker Prize, was a global publishing phenomenon when Fox 2000′s Elizabeth Gabler acquired rights to the tome.

The project has been through several incarnations, first with scribe Dean Georgaris, then M. Night Shyamalan. Lee will supervise a new script.

Lee, who last directed “Lust, Caution” and “Brokeback Mountain,” most recently completed “Taking Woodstock,” an adaptation of the Tom Monte book. Focus Features releases the film in August. (From Variety)

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LOST’s Michael Emerson Interview

February 18, 2009

It’s virtually impossible to tell whether Lost‘s Ben Linus is a good guy or a bad guy. As much as we keep churning out the theories, TVGuide.com turned to Michael Emerson himself for his thoughts on Ben’s upcoming storylines. How much of Ben’s past will we see during the time jumps? Will we ever meet Annie? Have we already?

 

Has Ben’s revenge mission against Charles Widmore been trumped by the getting the Oceanic 6 to return to the island?
Michael Emerson:
I think Ben has not forgotten what Charles Widmore has done to him, and I think he’s going to try to take care of that business at the same time as he’s taking care of the larger mission.

With all this time jumping happening on the island, will we see young Ben again?
Emerson:
Yes. In fact, now that we are sort of ping-ponging around in the time-space continuum, all those backstories are re-emerging in more important ways. And the characters are, to some extent, going to be recontextualized. I know Ben is. You’re going to learn things about him that either mitigate or intensify some of the judgments you’ve made about him.

It’s pretty hard to tell if he’s good or bad on any given day.
Emerson:
I think they mean you to be right there and not know. You may leave the series at the final conclusion still not knowing if he’s good or bad.

Did Ben’s little girlfriend Annie die in The Purge?
Emerson:
We don’t know. That’s still up in the air, but I’m guessing that’s one of the most burning questions of the backstory that I’m sure will be dealt with. We have so much bouncing around in time and space to do this season it will make you dizzy. It’s also going to provide some thrills and chills.

So you think Annie will pop back into the picture?
Emerson:
Yeah, I think so. In fact, I may go so far as to say we may already know Annie. Have you considered that? I’m not speaking from knowledge of a script because that’s not a thing that has been written, but stranger things have happened on the show. Everyone is more connected then they ever thought, and it’s often by blood.

Maybe Ben has unknown relatives on the island as well?
Emerson:
That’s a good one. Or it could be a deal where maybe some people never escaped a time or place. Or maybe some people are no longer in control of the when of their lives. Our writers are smart sci-fi guys and they’re going to push the envelope.

How about revisiting that crush Ben had on Juliet?
Emerson:
I think it must be explained, or its end must be explained — the end of those feelings. You might want to put that in the file labeled “Stuff Ben Doesn’t Have Time to Think About But May Be Able to Further Down the Line.” I suppose it’s possible, though, that the writers have made us understand that Juliet made her feelings too clear to Ben and the world, and he’s moved on.

How often have your scenes crossed with Fionnula Flanagan’s Eloise Hawking?
Emerson:
Well you haven’t seen it yet, but I’ve worked with her a lot. One of the tributes to the genius of our writers is they will introduce a character like Eloise Hawking in a one-off kind of deal and we all think, “Oh, that was an interesting side journey that we could have gone on and didn’t.” But the writers haven’t forgotten about it. They’ve brought it back around so it dovetails neatly with what’s going on.

Can you give us any idea on when or how we’ll next see Jacob?
Emerson:
Jacob seems to have fallen away from our consciousness. The show is so much more wrapped up in intermediary leader figures. There seems to be a whole raft of people Ben must answer to, but they’re not as high up as Jacob. Jacob seems to have receded into the mist again — sort of mysterious and godlike. He continues to be much talked about, and ultimately is the force behind the island. And the island is changing. We thought of it as a rock in the water, but now it appears to be more of a movable organism now. So to be in charge of such a thing — what does that mean? These are questions I ask myself.

Do you ever find yourself just reeling after reading a script?
Emerson:
I have read a couple of scenes in the middle part of the season where I’ve dropped the script while reading it, or I stood up and said, “Oh my God, they can’t do that, can they?” And they can. They can do whatever they want. There are a couple of things that will just make your hair stand on end. People across the country are going to jump up off their sofas and scream, “No! No way!” I just love it. (Reprinted from TV Guide)

 

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Loewe: Sound Commercial

February 18, 2009

3rd And Final One Minute TV Spot For Wolverine

February 18, 2009

A 224 Word Palindrome

February 17, 2009

A palindrome is a word or a phrase which is the same when read from the start or the end, for example the word wow or racecar. Or how about the phrase; A Toyota’s a Toyota. where ever you start they are the same.

You would imagine a palindrome is pretty hard to think up, maybe the odd word could be easy enough, and with a bit of effort a phrase, well how about a 224 word poem? here’s

“Dammit I’m Mad”

by

Demetri Martin

Dammit I’m mad.


Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.

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