Washy Ad Jeffy

June 16, 2008

Jonathan Coulton writes:

“When I was a wee lad my father taught me the greatest mnemonic device in the history of mnemonic devices. It’s called “Washy Ad Jeffy” and it’s a little jingle/rhyme thingie that helps you remember the order of all the US presidents and how many terms (or partial terms) they served – the number of syllables in the nickname is the number of terms. My father learned it from Mrs. Govan, his 8th grade history teacher at Memorial Junior High School in Ohio. He believes she made it up, but he’s not entirely sure. At the time he learned it, and of course when he taught it to me, it only went up to Eisenhower. I have added to it over the years, so really it’s a collaboration between Mrs. Govan (maybe?) and me.

I’ve always wanted to set this to music, and with the recent intense primary season, it came back into my mind again. I added the little B section in which I tell all the little children that they can be president too someday, a possibility that has already become that much more possible for many kids, regardless of what happens in November. So yeah, this one’s for the Democrats: both of them.

Below is the video of me recording it – there’s no multi-tracking, it’s all live (I’m playing a tambourine and an empty kitty litter jug with my feet).”

Lyrics:

 

Washy Ad Jeffy

Maddy Monroe

Ad Jackson Van Hair

Ty Po Tay Phil Pear

Bu Lincoln John Grant2

Hayes Garther and Cleve

Hair Cleve and McKin

Roosevelt Taft

Wilson Hard Coolidge

Hoov Franklin Roosevelt Truman Ikey

Ken Johnson Nixon Ford Cart Reagan Bush

Clinton Dubya

 

And maybe you someday

And if you do they’ll say

What a fine president you made

 

Washy Ad Jeffy

Maddy Monroe

Ad Jackson Van Hair

Ty Po Tay Phil Pear

Bu Lincoln John Grant2

Hayes Garther and Cleve

Hair Cleve and McKin

Roosevelt Taft

Wilson Hard Coolidge

Hoov Franklin Roosevelt Truman Ikey

Ken Johnson Nixon Ford Cart Reagan Bush

Clinton Dubya…


First Glimpse Of Two Face From The Dark Knight

June 16, 2008

A new clip from The Dark Knight is now available on one of many viral marketing sites for the film. Go to GothamCityPizzeria.com and if you take a look at GOTHAM, the HA on the word moves, and all you have to do is click on it.The new clip gives us a first glimpse of Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face from the back only but you can tell his face is messed up.

Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight” opens to on July 18th.

The Dark Knight reunites director Christopher Nolan with star Christian Bale, who returns to continue Batman’s war on crime. With the help of Lieutenant Jim Gordon (Gary Oldman) and District Attorney Harvey Dent (Aaron Eckhart), Batman sets out to destroy organized crime in Gotham for good. The triumvirate proves to be effective, but they soon find themselves prey to a rising criminal mastermind known as the Joker (Heath Ledger), who thrusts Gotham into anarchy and forces the Dark Knight ever closer to crossing the fine line between hero and vigilante.

Check out the clip in High Definition here.

 


Disneyland To Open Futuristic Dream Home On Tuesday

June 16, 2008

Welcome to 360 Tomorrowland Way, the residence of the Elias family.

If you like technology, you’ll feel right at home here.

Step into the foyer with one of the Elias family members, and the pictures and music change to fit their personality. When 10-year-old Robbie comes in, for instance, his favorite music plays and pictures of his soccer team fill the photo frames. When his mom, Patti, comes home, it all switches to easy listening and family pictures.

Set some groceries on the kitchen counter, and a computer recognizes what they are and starts suggesting recipes. The big flat-screen computer in the corner does a quick check of what’s in the pantry and fridge, preparing an electronic grocery list of needed items as it does.

At dinnertime, place a cellphone on the dining room table and you’ll automatically see in the table’s glass surface pictures that were taken with the phone at school or work.

Push a button, and the living room transforms into a home theater. Drapes close automatically, lights dim and a 100-inch flat screen TV pulls up the list of movies in the home server or available for download online.

Bedtime might be best. As his dad reads Robbie “Peter Pan,” the room comes to life, thanks to voice-recognition computers and projection systems. Tinkerbell zooms through the air and an animated film of pirate ships wraps the room. A virtual cannon can fire a virtual cannonball through virtual clouds.

In her room, Robbie’s teenage sister Chelsea has a “magic mirror” that lets her virtually “try on” different outfits and looks.

In fact, the Elias family members are only actors living a fictional tale. But the technology is very real.

In a unique mix of technology, fantasy and marketing, Walt Disney Co. and partners Microsoft Corp., Hewlett-Packard Co., home automator Life/Ware and builder Taylor Morrison on Tuesday plan to open their new Innoventions Dream Home here at Disneyland.

The house, which Disney expects will attract about 1 million visitors a year, is at its core a marketing gimmick.

Each company paid Disney — $1 million and up — to participate in the home for five years. As a result, there aren’t any Apple iPods or computers in the Innoventions Dream Home. If it runs on something besides Microsoft Windows, you probably won’t find it in here.

“I don’t think we ever implied that this is the only vision of the future, but this is our take on it,” said Ray Aldrich, marketing and programs manager for HP. “We’re looking at things here from our perspective.”

Updated version of classic exhibit

The 5,000-square-foot house, whose total cost is around $15 million, is an updated version of a Disney staple of the 1950s and 1960s, the Monsanto House of the Future, an elevated, pod-like plastic home that was supposed to depict life in way-off 1986.

That house featured cutting-edge technologies such as a microwave oven and a giant (but non-operational) television that hung on the wall.

Disney’s new house of the future also features technologies that are just now heading toward mainstream, such as touch-screen PCs and Microsoft’s “Surface” table computer.

The 100-inch TV in this house works, as does the kitchen that tracks groceries using computer-connected radio-frequency identification tags and cameras.

But compared to the original House of the Future, Disney’s latest one isn’t really that futuristic at all, said Jonathan Cluts, director of strategic prototyping for Microsoft Corp. In fact, strip away the high-tech add-ons and it looks like a stereotypical tract house.

Unlike with the Monsanto house, “when the guests go through the home, they don’t feel like they’re in Jetson-land or that all this is some whimsical bit of imagination from the companies involved,” he said.

“Eighty percent of this stuff you could immediately go out and purchase,” Cluts said. The rest, he added, is already technically possible, even if not readily available.

The companies involved are hesitant to say what it might cost to similarly outfit an average sized real-world house, but rest assured it would cost tens of thousand of dollars for the same sort of gadgetry.

Or, you could go to Disneyland.

‘An immersive experience’

Visitors to the Innoventions house interact with the fictional Elias family as they plan a victory celebration party for son Robbie’s soccer team.

While mixing and mingling with the Elias family actors, guests can play with the Microsoft Surface computers throughout the house. They can see how the touch-screen HP computers work in the kitchen and home office. And they can try out the home automation products from Ohio-based Life/Ware that automatically dim lights, sets customized music and temperatures and illuminates and decorates the outside of the house for parties and holidays.

“This is an immersive experience — what I’m calling free-range theatre,” said Greg Atkins, a Disney contract writer who developed the production. “I don’t think anything like this has been done anywhere before.”

Actors won’t explain what everything does or how it works, Atkins said. Instead, visitors can experiment with the gadgets and gizmos on their own. Atkins emphasized that neither the actors nor Disney will be overtly shilling the tech companies’ products.

One of the biggest hurdles may be keeping the innovations current in the Innoventions home.

Back when Disney’s last house of the future was up and running, the computer age was just beginning and technology moved at a much slower speed.

Today, technology changes almost daily.

The tech companies involved plan to update their products regularly, or else Disney’s new house of the future will look like yesterday’s news.

Even just before opening the house to the media Monday, some software in the house had to be updated, writer-director Atkins said.

You can view the Innoventions Dream Home site here.


Monday Brain Teaser: Quarter Hopping

June 16, 2008

By moving only ONE quarter to a different location, how can you create two crossing rows of quarters with four coins each?

 

 

Click here for the answer.


The Top 10 Selling Albums of All Time

June 16, 2008

Here are the top 10 selling albums of all time (world wide).

1. Thriller, Michael Jackson - 108 million copies
2. Back in Black, AC/DC – 42 million copies
3. The Bodyguard soundtrack, Whitney Houston/Various artists – 42 million copies
4. Their Greatest Hits, the Eagles - 40 million copies

5. Saturday Night Fever, the Bee Gees/Various Artists – 40 million copies
6. Dark Side of the Moon, Pink Floyd – 40 million copies
7. Bat Out of Hell, Meat Loaf – 37 million copies
8. Come on Over, Shania Twain – 36 million copies
9. Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, the Beatles – 32 million copies
10. Falling Into You, Celine Dion – 32 million copies

 


Legendary Visual Effects Wizard, Stan Winston Has Died

June 16, 2008

The legendary visual effects maestro Stan Winston passed away last night. He was only 62 years old. Winston won the Oscar four times for his work on Aliens, Terminator 2, Jurassic Park, and AI and most recently worked on the brilliant visual effects in Iron Man. Winston was easily one of the greatest special effects visionaries to ever work in Hollywood and has created some of the most memorable special effects in cinematic history. This is truly a great loss and an incredibly sad day for Hollywood.

His cinematography is vast. Winston is an icon himself who has created countless cinematic legends. In addition to the four films that he won Oscars for, Winston worked on The Thing, Predator, The Monster Squad, Congo, Galaxy Quest, Big Fish and Constantine. He was currently working with McG on the upcoming Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins. The cause of death hasn’t been revealed, however details on this story are currently developing. You can see much of his fantastic work at the official website: StanWinstonStudio.com.

This is truly a great tragedy that will affect all of Hollywood. He will certainly be remembered!


United Airlines Launches In-Flight iPod & iPhone Connectivity

June 16, 2008

United Airlines has announced the launch of iPod and iPhone connectivity for its in-flight entertainment system, becoming the first U.S. carrier to offer such features. United’s system, developed by Panasonic Avionics Corporation, allows users to attach an iPod or iPhone via a 30-pin connector and view content on a 15.4-inch personal monitor, while charging the device at the same time. The system will debut later today on United flight #936 from Washington, D.C. to Zurich, and will be added to United’s entire fleet of international, widebody aircraft over the next two years. Connectivity is offered in both first and business class areas.

“Our guests may now watch or listen to what they want, when they want with programming they choose,” says Graham Atkinson, United Airlines – executive vice president and Chief Customer Officer. “United will continue to provide services and technology that makes our customers’ travel experiences more relaxed and enjoyable.”

“The iPod and iPhone have become essential for millions of travelers around the world,” said Greg Joswiak, Apple’s vice president of iPod & iPhone Product Marketing. “We think United customers are going to love being able to listen or watch personal music and video content on their iPod or iPhone via the in-flight entertainment system, and we can’t wait for United to roll this out to their fleet.”


Extra! Extra! Read All About The Dark Knight

June 16, 2008

There’s a pretty cool marketing campaign being done for The Dark Knight. The latest is in the form of a newspaper hot off the presses from the Gotham Times.

 

By clicking on the paper, you’ll get a better shot of the photos, especially Batman poised atop a roof top in his classic, ominous pose.  Make sure to read all 4 pages.

 

It seems like all the stories have something to do with the plot of the The Dark Knight film, or things happening in the Batman universe.